1. http://the-chaos-and-the-order.tumblr.com/post/83602890890/calumnw-in-cars-2-one-of-the-racecars-mentions →

    calumnw:

    In Cars 2 one of the racecars mentions their mother. And then the racecar waves to his mother in the audience. One automobile birthed another automobile.

    When Mater tries to convince a car that he is not a spy, he says “I’m not a spy. my specialty is towing and salvage”. The car…

    (Source: infermon)

  2. ermathursty:

saw this tip jar at my Dairy Queen today and lost it at tipiosa

    ermathursty:

    saw this tip jar at my Dairy Queen today and lost it at tipiosa

  3. (Source: memecenterz)

  4. (Source: literally-a-skeleton)

  5. (Source: this-episode)

  6. obsessedwiththeroyals:

    George throwing a bitch to the floor

  7. (Source: iraffiruse)

  8. nautical-constructs:

    1los:

    Bees are nature’s 3D printer

    what the actual fuck bees. why are you engineering geniuses

    (Source: 1los)

  9. boots-n-cats:

my-stereo-heart-beats-for-you:

viergacht:

karensrnith:

"this baby came out of you but im not 100% sure its yours"

Funny thing - a woman who applied for welfare after her husband left her hadto supply DNA evidence he was actually the father. The results: he was definitely the father, but she wasn’t the mother. Her children were removed from her custody and she was sued for fraud, even though she insisted they were her children. 
Turns out, she wasn’t a surrogate or a kidnapper (the two most obvious explanations) - she was a chimera. As an embryo, she fused at a very early stage with her twin, forming one individual. Her ovaries apparently developed from cells that had originally belonged to her vanished twin. Later on more tests showed that while the woman’s skin and hair DNA did not match her childrens, DNA taken from her cervix did. 

WHAT THE FUCk

This went from stupid to really interesting in point 5 seconds.

    boots-n-cats:

    my-stereo-heart-beats-for-you:

    viergacht:

    karensrnith:

    "this baby came out of you but im not 100% sure its yours"

    Funny thing - a woman who applied for welfare after her husband left her hadto supply DNA evidence he was actually the father. The results: he was definitely the father, but she wasn’t the mother. Her children were removed from her custody and she was sued for fraud, even though she insisted they were her children. 

    Turns out, she wasn’t a surrogate or a kidnapper (the two most obvious explanations) - she was a chimera. As an embryo, she fused at a very early stage with her twin, forming one individual. Her ovaries apparently developed from cells that had originally belonged to her vanished twin. Later on more tests showed that while the woman’s skin and hair DNA did not match her childrens, DNA taken from her cervix did. 

    WHAT THE FUCk

    This went from stupid to really interesting in point 5 seconds.

  10. easter monday with maisey #nomorechocolatejustpandas #zoo #auntysoph  (at Adelaide Zoo)

    easter monday with maisey #nomorechocolatejustpandas #zoo #auntysoph (at Adelaide Zoo)

  11. (Source: elleooelle)

  12. omfgcate:

    dqdbpb:

    we’re halfway thru april, u know what tht means?

    image

    #ITS GONNA BE MAY

  13. boyfriendhook:

    In which Jaime required coffee in order to sit through the wedding vows. [x]

    OMFG BEST MISTAKE EVER

    (Source: maimedlion)

  14. prosciutto, fig, quinoa and feta salad, post gym and pre gardening. Saturday perfection #foodporn #foodstagram #happysoph  (at Zeea’s)

    prosciutto, fig, quinoa and feta salad, post gym and pre gardening. Saturday perfection #foodporn #foodstagram #happysoph (at Zeea’s)

  15. (Source: andrewgarfielddaily)